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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 10

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 10

Day Ten: One confession:

This one has me stumped. Trying to live authentically, trying to be as open and honest with people in my life and with myself, means trying to not have things to “confess”.  Anything I’ve kept close to the chest, a secret, is something that I’m either not ready to share or possibly not ready to deal with myself just yet.

So, a confession.

If you read my post on turn-offs,…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 9

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 9

Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now:

*This was trickier for me. I’m not an overly visual person – I don’t think in pictures as much as words and concepts. And as always, the standard disclaimer applies: These are accurate for today, and would likely be very different in a month or a year.*

Heisenberg

1. This is Werner Heisenberg and the uncertaintyprinciple he’s famous for. The…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 8

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 8

Day Eight: Three turn-ons:

*The only hard part about today’s post is sticking to just three!*

1. Intelligence and a quick wit.I touched on this already, but if a man can keep up with me intellectually and sustain a deep conversation, he’s halfway to my heart already. Bonus points if he likes puns and appreciates my sense of humor, which leans more to a British sensibility, for better or worse.…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 7

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 7

Day Seven: Four turn offs:

*I’m beginning to think this challenge is deliberately negative – four turn offs today and only three turn-ons tomorrow? Pfft.*

1. Smoking.My dad smoked four and a half packs of cigarettes a day when I was growing up. My clothes and hair smelled like smoke, I got sore throats and ear infections constantly – it was miserable. He had 40% of his lungs left when he finally…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 6

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 6

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot to you (in no order whatsoever):

*This one seems patently unfair. To limit people who mean a lot to a paltry list of five? Bah. This list is in no way inclusive of the people who mean a lot to me, neither is it definitive nor representative of “my top five people”. These are simply the first people who came to mind today. Next week or next month, I might write…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 5

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 5

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.


**Whew, this one’s extra difficult. I try very hard to live without true regret and to learn from everything – good and bad.

Also – and this is absolutely true – I was a goody-goody. I had zero alcohol or drugs or sex in high school. I never cut classes. I never broke curfew. I still have never done drugs other than a few tokes of pot in my 20s and…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 4

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 4

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot:

**This list looks a bit depressing. It’s accurate as of right now, however, and I promised myself I’d be honest when writing this challenge. The list would likely be very different at a different time, but this is where my head’s at right now.**

1. Money.I don’t live extravagantly, I don’t want to be “wealthy”, but it would be really nice to not…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 3

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 3

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart:

**This was difficult. I’m not sure anymore that my entire heart can be won by any one person. But these are things that make me take notice and invest my emotional energy.**

1. Pay attention. Notice ME, not who you think/hope/want/expect me to be. Notice what makes me laugh, what makes me smile, what makes me wrinkle my nose. Pay attention to the details –…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 2

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 2

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

**Disclaimer: This was incredibly difficult to write. I’m not overly comfortable tooting my own horn, but I didn’t want this list to be superficial. It’s long. Skip it if it bores you. But this is a pretty decent summary of who I am in 2014.**

1. I’m one of the most stubborn people on the planet. This is a double-edged sword. It means I’m not a pushover, but…

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10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 1

10 Day Blogging Challenge: Day 1

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now without names.

1. I’m proud of you. I’m proud of the young woman you’re becoming. I’m proud of you for living a normal life despite continued health issues. I’m proud of you for learning to stand on your own two feet and find your voice.

2. You let me down and abandoned me. You were supposed to be my mentor, my guide, my…

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